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chelsea - Status: Member
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- Deviant since Jun 2, 2004, 7:33 PM
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praise be to hamletin Humorous on 7/15/07
Tale of a Misguided PirateTwo RIAA agents are standing outside a bedroom/apartment door. 1: Look, I was drunk, she was high and she's the one who asked me to do it. I didn't even enjoy it. 2: I never want you to speak to my mother again. 1: I said I was sorry! 2: She can't even walk straight anymore! (sighs) Let's just get this guy, and we'll talk about it on the ride back to the office. 1: Okay. 2 pulls out a gun and 1 kicks the door in. 1: RIAA! You're under arrest for music piracy! Inside the bedroom/apartment is an honest-to-goodness pirate, in a pirate hat and frilly shirt and eye patch and all of that. He is sittinTale of a Misguided Pirate
in Theatre & Scripts on 1/27/06
bagman II: the saga drags on---- BAGMAN III THE SAGA DRAGS ON Now with 15% more musical interludes! ----bagman II: the saga drags on
Laramie frowned at his McDonald's placemat. His burger was cold.
Enter Amber and Hannah. "Why the long face?" Hannah asked.
"My burger's cold," Laramie replied.
"Well, how long have you been here?" Amber questioned.
"About an hour."
"That’s why your burger's cold, silly."
Laramie was beginning to tire of the name-calling. "Look, what do you guys want?"
Amber and Hannah looked at each other and shrugged. "We don't know," they said in un
in Humor on 8/26/04
Bagman II: CORRECTEDBAGMAN II: THE WONDERS OF INSOMNIA aka Mermaid Man and Barnacle Boy VI Sequel to the hit story "The Rather Pathetic Misadventures of Bagman." Yes, it was a hit! Everyone who read it hit me!Bagman II: CORRECTED
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NARRATOR: Chris, Justin, Andy, Chelsea, and Amber were riding a generic form of public transportation home from a concert. Everyone enjoyed it. Especially Chelsea.
[They're wearing Linkin Park concert T-shirts. Chris' shirt has the sleeves cut off and is tied above his belly button. Why? Well, because Chris is a
in Humor on 7/22/04
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- Websitehttp://myspace.com/light_switch_raver
- Emailgreen.beans@hotmail.com
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- Current Age: 17
- Current Residence: Jefferson County
- Interests: anything and everything
- Favourite movie: "Office Space"
- Favourite band or musician: Barenaked Ladies or They Might Be Giants
- Favourite genre of music: anything but modern country
- Favourite artist: I don't really have one
- Favourite poet or writer: Douglas Adams or Oscar Wilde
- Favourite photographer: I don't really have one
- MP3 player of choice: iPod shuffle FTW
- Favourite game: I just lost the game
- Personal Quote: "Percy, you ride a horse rather less well than another horse would." --Blackadder
- Tools of the Trade: caffeine and internets
Devious Comments
This post really means something to me so you should feel it too!
1. At least 2 people in this world love you so much they would die for you.
2. At least 15 people in this world love you in some way.
3. The only reason anyone would ever hate you is because they want to be just like you.
4. A smile from you can bring happiness to anyone, even if they don't like you.
5. Every night, SOMEONE thinks about you before they go to sleep.
6. You mean the world to someone.
7. If not for you, someone may not be living.
8. You are special and unique.
9. Someone that you don't even know exists loves you.
10. When you make the biggest mistake ever, something good comes from it.
11. When you think the world has turned its back on you, take a look: you most likey turned your back on the world.
12. When you think you have no chance of getting what you want, you probably won't get, but if you believe in yourself, probably, sooner or later, you will get it.
13. Always remember the compliments you received. Forget about the rude remarks.
14. Always tell someone how you feel about them; you will feel much better when they know.
15. If you have great friends, take the time to let them know that they are great.
Add this as a comment to ten of your friends to show them how u love them!! NO SEND BACKS
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Check my journal for details.
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Warning: this message is likely to be a month or so late, both because I'm busy, and I'm just plain lazy.
Have a nice day.
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Ganalath the Extraordinary <-The webcomic!
~BnL <-The BnL Fanclub
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Ganalath the Extraordinary <-The webcomic!
~BnL <-The BnL Fanclub
Spread the DA love around! (you can copy and paste this message on their userpage!)
*dingding* RULES:
1- You can hug the person who hugged you!
2- You can't hug the person more than 3 times
3- You -MUST- hug 6 other people
4- You should hug them in public! Paste it on their user page! c'mon..don't be scared of public displays of affection
5- Random hugs are perfectly okay! (and sweet)
6- You should most definitly get started hugging right away...!
Or change hug with high five...that works...
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つき が かあてＮ を とじる でも たいよう が わたし を てらす の
Spread the DA love around! (you can copy and paste this message on their userpage!)
*dingding* RULES:
1- You can hug the person who hugged you!
2- You can't hug the person more than 3 times
3- You -MUST- hug 6 other people
4- You should hug them in public! Paste it on their user page! c'mon..don't be scared of public displays of affection
5- Random hugs are perfectly okay! (and sweet)
6- You should most definitly get started hugging right away...!
Or change hug with high five...that works...
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I wanted you to know I love the way you laugh
I wanna hold you high and steal your pain away
I keep your photograph; I know it serves me well
I wanna hold you high and steal your pain
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Most people fail to relize that the IQ of this member does not exceed the Number of Fingers this user has, This web site is not responsible for anything done to you by this user, thanks. Check out my gallery [link]
Spread the DA love around! (you can copy and paste this message on their userpage!)
*dingding* RULES:
1- You can kiss the person who kissed you!
2- You can't kiss the person more than 3 times
3- You -MUST- kiss 6 other people
4- You should kiss them in public! Paste it on their user page! c'mon..don't be scared of public displays of affection
5- Random kisses are perfectly okay! (and sweet)
6- You should most definitely get started kissing right away!
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Send to 10 of your friends to show them how much luv u have for them. If u get this back it means u r luved 2x as much!!
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I wanted you to know I love the way you laugh
I wanna hold you high and steal your pain away
I keep your photograph; I know it serves me well
I wanna hold you high and steal your pain
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Most people fail to relize that the IQ of this member does not exceed the Number of Fingers this user has, This web site is not responsible for anything done to you by this user, thanks. Check out my gallery [link]
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Most people fail to relize that the IQ of this member does not exceed the Number of Fingers this user has, This web site is not responsible for anything done to you by this user, thanks. Check out my gallery [link]
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"Let the bears pay the bear tax. I pay the Homer tax!"
"That's home-owner tax."
"Well, anyway, I'm still outraged."
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Most people fail to relize that the IQ of this member does not exceed the Nuber of Fingers this user has, I am sorry for any trouble and/or stupid that may and probably will leak out from my patient. Thank you for your cooperation